You dont have to be single, just in theory...This is mine...
Lardy chav seeks like minded soul
30 year old, burberry loving lady would like to meet bingo caller for nights in/out (at gala) likes to be spoilt (with argos 9ct gold) GSOH (Benny Hill and Chubby Brown)For friendship at first but usually put out on the first night if given enough white lightening, give me a call!
2007-01-25 01:26:34 · 9 answers · asked by ♥Tallulah♥ 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
lmfao.....i love bingo i'll take ya hun
2007-01-25 01:35:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bubbly busty blonde 28 from midlands seeks an attractive guy to wine and dine her and spoil her rotten
2007-01-25 13:54:32 · answer #2 · answered by JANIS B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Girl you know its. . girl you know its. . .girl you know its. . .girl you know its true. Oh Oh Oh I love you. Oh sorry my cd started skipping there for a second. I'm really not creative enough to write ads like that i just really liked the picture.
2007-01-25 10:06:10 · answer #3 · answered by boredatwork 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i saw a great one in the guardian once..
fat, ugly , unemployed, bald man seeks sympathy f***..
i thought that was really funny
2007-01-25 09:31:43 · answer #4 · answered by lion of judah 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha that is funny
I only hope you are joking!!
2007-01-25 09:30:45 · answer #5 · answered by Peachy Girl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's so funny,i love your one.mine would be shockingly similar.
2007-01-25 09:32:08 · answer #6 · answered by karen. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ugly virgin seeking sex of any description
2007-01-25 10:31:30 · answer #7 · answered by james c 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bored, need it bad, 25y/o. call me.
2007-01-25 09:31:48 · answer #8 · answered by Unhinged.... 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Show me the money"...
2007-01-25 09:30:16 · answer #9 · answered by INDRAG? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋