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I asked my fiance' what her a**hole does when she orgasms and she said "your'e working."

2007-01-25 01:24:58 · 16 answers · asked by SEAHAWK 1 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

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LMFAO!!!!!! Oh that is by far the funniest thing I've heard all effin' day!! Thanks Sea.

2007-01-25 04:34:13 · answer #1 · answered by DoubleD 1 · 1 0

You have a good point Seahawk.....Just look at it like a simple slip of the tongue. I do it all the time, for example I had to call my ex-husband the other night regarding our teenagers and I meant to say "can you stop by so that the boys know we will back each other up with discipline etc?" and it came out something like "I'm sorry I wasted 12 years of our lives you
f u c k i n g-a s s h o l e.

2007-01-25 10:46:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Hehehehehehehe! I like you Seahawk! You are a dumb blonde too!
Here's one for you:

The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat. The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look.

"That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration.

"Thanks" the girl says. The firefighter looks a little closer and
notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

"Little Partner", the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how
to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's
collar too, I think you could go faster."

The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I
wouldn't have a siren."

2007-01-25 10:36:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

HAHAHAHAHA

oh my god...thats effin funny!

thanks, I spewed coffee all over my PC screen!

2007-01-25 09:28:32 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 2 0

Now that is some funny **** right there, I don't care who you are, that was funny

2007-01-25 09:40:49 · answer #5 · answered by NONAME 3 · 1 0

Um well just smile i"m sure she's just kidding. Maybe ;o)

2007-01-25 09:30:22 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

Does she get upset with you when you are a smart@$$?

2007-01-25 09:29:31 · answer #7 · answered by Arty 3 · 0 2

who knows maybe your working on getting it next

2007-01-25 09:28:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

ohh my god i could stop laughing when i read this. don't be upset with her

2007-01-25 09:36:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I like her already!

2007-01-25 09:28:41 · answer #10 · answered by INDRAG? 6 · 2 0

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