My grand daughter is on this kick of telling jokes to me that she hears from her friends at school. Then she asks me to tell one but I've grown too old to remember much of ANYthing, much less kids jokes! Can you lead me to a kids jokes website or tell me a few of your own? Remember, keep it clean & appropriate for a 7 year old!!!
2007-01-25 01:16:35 · 7 answers · asked by SmallVoiceInBigWorld 6 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Grade-Schooler
My 6 year old son loves jokes too!!! Some of his are:
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don't work.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A no eye deer.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A still no eye deer.
What is black and white and red all over?
A newspaper.
Cant think of any more of his!! Hope these are O.K!
2007-01-25 01:28:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9! I love that one.
2007-01-25 09:31:30 · answer #2 · answered by BOOTS! 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
(From Pursuit of HappYness) A guy's drowning in the middle of the ocean and a ship comes by and asks him if he wants to come aboard. He replies, "No, God will save me." the ship sails off. Later another ship comes by, "Do you want to come aboard?" again he replies, "No, God will save me." He eventually drowns and goes to heaven and he asks God why he didn't save him. God replies, "I sent you two boats, you idiot."
-A duck walks into a store and says, "Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill."
-A man comes up to me frantically screaming, "I'm a wigam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee." I tell him, "relax man, you're just two tents (too tense)"
2007-01-25 09:25:33 · answer #3 · answered by ubiquitousmee 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Awe.....please don't cry.....it's only a joke!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Do I hear an owl in here?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad I didn't say banana again?!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Little Old Lady
Little Old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
2007-01-25 09:37:55 · answer #4 · answered by momma2mingbu 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
what has 4 wheels and moves? A Car
2007-01-25 09:24:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite
2007-01-25 23:12:48 · answer #6 · answered by Mom in the Circle 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Most knock knock jokes are great.
2007-01-25 09:39:52 · answer #7 · answered by autumnofserenity@sbcglobal.net 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋