A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his doctor and asks him what he can do. The doctor replies that the illness is quite serious but can be cured by inserting a suppository up his anal passage. The man agrees, and so the doctor warns him of the pain, tells him to bend over and shoves the thing way up his behind. The doctor then hands him a second dose and tells him to do the same thing in six hours.
So, the man goes home and later that evening tries to get the second suppository inserted, but he finds that he cannot reach himself properly to obtain the required depth. He calls his wife over and tells her what to do. The wife nods, puts one hand on his shoulder to steady him and with the other shoves the medicine home. Suddenly the man screams, "DAMN!" "What's the matter?" asked the wife, "Did I hurt you?"
"No," replies the man, "but I just realized that when the doctor did that, he had BOTH hands on my shoulder."
2007-01-25 01:15:57 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-01-25 01:38:52 · update #1
Vile, but hilarious! I've been reading a few of your jokes and they are all excellent. Cheers!
2007-01-25 01:17:56 · answer #1 · answered by Gerbil 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are right about stress affecting your stomach, but if the omeprazole doesn't work then you should see your doctor again. Have normal indigestion tablets had any effect? Best not just hope it goes away as not knowing will only add to your stress levels. Good Luck.
2016-05-23 22:05:44 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny 10/10
2007-01-25 05:05:19 · answer #3 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bum joke, but it made me laugh
Keep them coming !
2007-01-25 03:41:44 · answer #4 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.. Oh ****.. gotta be careful when we go to c the Drs now.. good joke
2007-01-25 02:50:10 · answer #5 · answered by BFP On September 20 :) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋