if i clamed to b jesus returned. what do you think would happen??

Question

i was poor could not do any cool walkin on water stuff. but i was in fact jesus returned. and the survival of the human race depended on me..

Answer 1

You would get laid like crazy bro...How come I did not come up with that????

Answer 2

Ask David Ike, he tried that sort of crap.... The problem you'd face is that we're all far more enlightened these days with a firm scientific foundation to discount alot of what religion spouts.

I doubt you'd be crucified or face any sort of public humiliation tho', people would just think you were some kind of nutcase....

Answer 3

Give their sight to the blind, make the disabled walk, in a word cure every single person of their illness(es); then, as a grand finale, wake up a dead person or two.

Only Jesus-Christ the Son of God can do this !

Answer 4

Allmthe abused of the relgious ie thw witches, the gays, the girls, the porn stars, single mums and all the others would tie him to a stake for a bbq and payback time having judged hima dna his kid for abuse

Answer 5

There was a guy at my college who claimed he was the second coming. Last I heard, he was getting psychiatric help. So thats what happens.

Answer 6

I shall be back in a minute, just off to the shed for a hammer and some nails.

Answer 7

no u rnt cuz he will come after a evil man called musaelma al kdam witch meens musaelma the layer

Answer 8

There was no jesus the first time around so how can he return?

Answer 9

no one would believe you sad may be you are Jesus .you could prove it water wine springs to mind

Answer 10

People would probably regard you as a trifle bats.

Answer 11

Are you David Ike,