One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but only succeeded in pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down, then shoved two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing and the daughter brought the young man out to the kitchen for something to eat. Once he was gone the mother turned to the father and said, "That's wonderful. Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?!" The father replies "From the smell of his fingers, our son in-law!"
2007-01-25 00:47:56 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-01-25 00:59:16 · update #1
OUCH. that's an awesome one. hahahahahehehehehohhoho. i can't stop laughing. help me. my sides are splitting and the tears are falling. oh gosh help. i think I'm gonna' pee my pants.. this is a joke i will share if i can go without laughing while i am telling it. THANKS FOR THE LAUGH.
2007-01-25 01:02:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Top class. That is THE funniest joke I have read on these pages. I absolutely cracked up. Thank you for that. 10/10.
2007-01-25 01:13:38 · answer #2 · answered by Gerbil 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Son-in-law's boat. =]
2016-03-29 01:46:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 If the young man had scratched his bum before I wonder what the father would have replied!!!
2007-01-25 04:18:12 · answer #4 · answered by δώδεκα 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one terry w fish fingers a distinctive smell 10/10
2007-01-25 02:04:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny 10/10
2007-01-25 05:02:32 · answer #6 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but sick! 10/10!
2007-01-25 00:57:13 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG LMAO that was hilarious...10/10
2007-01-25 01:01:26 · answer #8 · answered by mmh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NICE!!! i like thankyou been a bit fed up 2day and that has cheered me right up
2007-01-25 00:54:46 · answer #9 · answered by blonde286021 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like he nose too much !
2007-01-25 03:47:59 · answer #10 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋