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They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

''Emma come first. I come. Dennis come and Dennis come again. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more.''

''You foul-mouthed swine,'' retorted the lady indignantly. ''In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public.''

''Hey, coola down lady,'' said the man. ''Imma just tella my friend howa to spella Mississippi.''

2007-01-25 00:44:07 · 7 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

7 answers

lol... thats funny.. 25points for u.. lol

2007-01-25 01:31:31 · answer #1 · answered by BFP On September 20 :) 2 · 0 0

Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!

2007-01-25 08:58:10 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

Never heard that one. I like it a lot. Good Joke!!!

2007-01-25 08:59:19 · answer #3 · answered by mth83vt 4 · 0 0

heard it b4! but still the best joke

2007-01-25 08:57:52 · answer #4 · answered by Janey 3 · 0 0

love it. that's pretty good.

2007-01-25 09:09:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

GOOD ONE, LOL

2007-01-25 09:29:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Classic! THanks for the laugh!

2007-01-25 09:09:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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