EVEN MORE YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF...
Your pocket knife often doubles as a toothpick.
You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture.
The rear tires on your car are at least twice as wide as the front ones.
You think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader.
You think a Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy.
You've been too drunk to fish.
Jack Daniel's makes your list of "most admired people".
You won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.
Your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
You consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.
You have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.
You need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.
You have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.
2007-01-25 00:42:05 · 8 answers · asked by yankee_lost_in_ga 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Those are good...heres my fav redneck joke
...if your collection of salad bowls has the Cool Whip logo printed on the sides...you might be a redneck
2007-01-25 00:48:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey y'all, i am proud to be a redneck woman. i LOVE redneck jokes. i do, however, have all of my teeth and my family tree branches out a few more times than most. hahaha. yyyyyyyeeeehhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwww!!!
2007-01-25 08:50:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Ha Ha! 10/10!
2007-01-25 08:59:08 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i pleased to know im not a redneck
funny
2007-01-25 08:48:02 · answer #4 · answered by maisyn3m ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I made up another one.
If you have a yellow back all the way up your streak.
2007-01-25 09:12:45 · answer #5 · answered by Jade 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
THIS IS A DOWN-RIGHT WIERD QUESTION. WHAT'S A REDNECK BY THE WAY? AND WHY DID YOU POST THIS KIND OF MEANINGLESS QUESTION?!
2007-01-25 08:50:07 · answer #6 · answered by Iceman҂ 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
whts a red neck?
2007-01-25 08:59:50 · answer #7 · answered by Janey 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thanks! I cut and pasted this and sent it to friends. I gave you the credit too.
2007-01-25 08:50:06 · answer #8 · answered by Yankees Fan 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋