Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied,
"Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."
"The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
2007-01-25 00:06:11 · 9 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG!! Keep up the great jokes!
2007-01-25 00:09:50 · answer #1 · answered by kim 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! 8/10.
2007-01-25 00:28:41 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is your bf virgin? if you worry about virginity just hold until you marry. it is wonderful having sex after getting married, you should talk to him more about sex to know what he thinks. you can enjoy a relation without having sex. there are other things you can give him to distract for a while until the marriage. however sex is so difficult to contain. if you don`t agree with me, just you both decide with your heart what you want. feel sure that you want it and he really loves you.
2016-05-23 21:59:54 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What about the girl's glasses?
2007-01-25 00:09:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're cute. The joke, not so much.
2007-01-25 00:41:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe! ☺
2007-01-25 01:29:20 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... smart man.. dumb lady, was she a blond? (jk)
2007-01-25 01:34:48 · answer #7 · answered by BFP On September 20 :) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha! nice one!
2007-01-25 01:59:59 · answer #8 · answered by snottercat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! He he! That was cute! Thanks for the laugh! he he
2007-01-25 00:59:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋