A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one
house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer
came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a
business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and
stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that
his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message,
"Genesis 3:10." Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation,
he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold,
I stand at the door and knock."
Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was
afraid for I was naked."
Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones? They still
are!
"A cheerful heart is good medicine" (Prov. 17:22) Now, pass i t on!
2007-01-24 23:34:38 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
100 % thanks needed this one
2007-01-24 23:43:13 · answer #1 · answered by channiek 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2007-01-24 23:39:22 · answer #2 · answered by SAR13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny
2007-01-24 23:38:12 · answer #3 · answered by Robert K 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent! I needed that. Today is a stressful day & the light-heartedness of this post was appreciated.
Thanx.
2007-01-24 23:40:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one, Thank you for sharing
k1
2007-01-24 23:39:55 · answer #5 · answered by Kenneth G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats nice....made me smile
2007-01-24 23:45:36 · answer #6 · answered by pepstar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋