A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one
house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer
came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a
business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and
stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that
his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message,
"Genesis 3:10." Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation,
he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold,
I stand at the door and knock."
Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was
afraid for I was naked."
Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones? They still
are!
"A cheerful heart is good medicine" (Prov. 17:22) Now, pass i t on!
2007-01-24 23:30:27 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great - I enjoyed that. Here is one from me:
http://web.onetel.com/~juneds/Humour.html
there is also a good one on page:
http://web.onetel.com/~juneds/Humour2.html
Have a Great day.
2007-01-24 23:56:03 · answer #1 · answered by Jewel 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha
2007-01-25 00:33:20 · answer #2 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As you are going all religious how about..... A north London congregation decides to honour their Rabbi for his 25 years of dedicated service by giving him tickets and money for a week, all-expenses paid holiday to New York. When Rabbi Bloom arrives and checks into his hotel room, he is surprised to find a naked girl lying face down on his bed. Without saying a word, Rabbi Bloom picks up the phone, calls his synagogue long distance and says, "Where is your respect? As your Rabbi, I am very, very angry with you." On hearing this, the girl gets up and starts to get dressed. Rabbi Bloom turns to her and says, "Where are you going? I'm not angry with you."
2016-05-23 21:56:34 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweet. 8/10.
2007-01-25 01:12:28 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clean and funny.
"Laughter is the medicine for the heart"
2007-01-24 23:40:07 · answer #5 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I totally agree with you so funny and yet so clean lol
2007-01-25 01:47:09 · answer #6 · answered by hedgehog 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good clean fun well done lol
2007-01-25 00:59:48 · answer #7 · answered by Emma_spurs4ever 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one! :)
2007-01-24 23:37:42 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Kayla♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, ta lol
2007-01-24 23:37:54 · answer #9 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats Good. Thanks for the laugh for today.
2007-01-24 23:38:07 · answer #10 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋