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Inspiration or just a Funny Phrase

2007-01-24 23:16:27 · 18 answers · asked by Babe 3 in Family & Relationships Family

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my sex talk was condensed into two words "it stinks" . i wasn't even able to ask questions.

everyday from the time i was 12 to 21 before i left the house she would tell me "don't forget it stinks". that phrase bugged me so much. i used to roll my eyes especially when i knew i was going out to do the deed.

2007-01-24 23:21:11 · answer #1 · answered by Miki 6 · 17 1

A liar needs a good memory.
It was confusing because sometimes I would be lying but other times I was telling the truth.

2007-01-25 07:27:38 · answer #2 · answered by Grianagh 5 · 2 0

"If you want it, Baby, get it." My mother believed that being a good parent meant giving us whatever we wanted. Somehow that expression stuck with me in such a way that I love to bless those who are close to me in whatever way I can, but I also give of my time and attention which is even more important.

2007-01-25 13:25:01 · answer #3 · answered by Bethany 6 · 1 0

Nothing inspirational or funny. Just loads of vulgarities... ...

2007-01-25 07:49:04 · answer #4 · answered by Daffodil 3 · 3 0

Never neglect your appearance just because you have kids. And...do only the things that you'll be proud of when you are old.

2007-01-25 08:24:17 · answer #5 · answered by Sofia 4 · 2 0

Mother's know best. She seems to know exactly what I feel or think.

2007-01-25 07:27:49 · answer #6 · answered by neo_the_friendly 2 · 2 0

"When you get older I hope you have 10 children just like you, then you'll see what you put me through!"

Sorry mom, LOL! I have two and I know what you mean now! hehe....

2007-01-25 07:21:42 · answer #7 · answered by Jen 5 · 4 0

dont waste time worrying about the bad stuff that happens,,you need to be ready for the next bad thing that comes your way. (it works for me)

2007-01-25 07:24:22 · answer #8 · answered by lex 5 · 8 0

there is a thin line between love and hate ; so be careful who you hate

2007-01-25 07:21:20 · answer #9 · answered by sml 6 · 2 0

"Mom, you sure have alot of white hair."

"Oh yeah? Wait'll your *** has kids. Come talk to me then about white hairs."

2007-01-25 08:11:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

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