2007-01-24 23:15:09 · 28 answers · asked by A True Gentleman 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
The fact that you had to come on here to ask that is surely answer enough. It's a good job you're joking!
2007-01-24 23:49:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh boy...
That is a mean thing to say, all right!
I wouldn't dare.
Basically, as has been mentioned (and I cannot believe you do not know what "rabbit" we are talking about) the vibrator is a better lover than you. In HER words.
But- if I were her, I'd not be so rude for starters.
And anyway- who ever said that a woman has to just accept what her partner chucks at her?! The onus is as much on her to ensure she has a good time as it is on you!
So tell her to TALK to you about what she likes and to stop being nasty about it.
After all- de-constructive criticism never did get a girl a buzz! (oh no- that is a SAD pun... Buzz and "Rabbit"?! I am so baaaad!)
(Note: Unless you want to break up with her or really drag the chances of the relationship lasting down, do NOT tell her she is equally boring in bed. Rather- ask her to let you know what she WANTS as you are not a blooming mind reader! ;-) )
2007-01-25 07:31:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It sounds to me like you don't understand the pun about the rabbit, If you don't I'll fill you in (no pun intended).
A rabbit is a vibrator the end of it is shaped like a rabbits head. If she is having more fun with her sex toy maybe you should ask her if you could include it next time your together. If she is bored with you ask her if she fancies try something different and stick it in her a**. That should put a smile on her face.
2007-01-25 07:40:03 · answer #3 · answered by Trev23 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a hard one.
A rabbit is supposed to be a girls fun when her b/f is not around, not a substitute, so she's being unkind and you need to look after her needs better.
Talk about it (rabbit on) and you may even have fun together with her toy.
2007-01-25 07:54:23 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh hey - dont take it personally mate - unless your a woman with a rabbit you really wont understand.
heres an idea, ask if you can be in control of the rabbit, then you get involved too and wont feel left out.
2007-01-25 08:58:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mmmmmm, she's wanting you to spice things up!! Go on - have some fun! Move away from the usual boring routine, use your imagination and be inventive! (And leave the rabbit in its cage). Enjoy!
2007-01-25 07:23:10 · answer #6 · answered by uknative 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This means it is time to move on and leave her alone with her rabbit. And find someone who is a little more interested in you and the relationship you are trying to establish. Good luck and God bless****
2007-01-25 07:19:25 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sounds like a Bunny Boiler
2007-01-25 07:52:41 · answer #8 · answered by Ms Mat Urity 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kill the rabbit and offer it to her in stew, then give her a pet gerbil!
And it probably means nothing too bad - maybe she doesn't like the mess, rabbits are far cleaner!
2007-01-25 07:19:08 · answer #9 · answered by ★♥ KillerBea ♥★ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, it seems to me that your not satisfying her needs, you need to find out what she likes, and do them! also try using the rabbit together, that's good fun. talk to her your not going to get anywhere if you don't do that!
2007-01-25 07:19:59 · answer #10 · answered by poll_king 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋