3 tortoise go on a picnic one day and with it being 10 miles away it takes them 10 days to get there. When they arrive they unpack the sandwiches and beer only to realise they haven't brought a bottle opener. "I thought you were bringing it?" one say to the other, "and I thought you were!" he says back. The argueing goes on for some time until the 3rd tortoise says "Look, I'll go back, but you better not eat the food when im gone!", "we wont" they both say, so he heads back.
After 5 days they start to get hungry but don't touch the food. After 15 days they are starving but still dont eat the food, a promise is a promise. After 23 days they are so hungry they agree they have to eat the food or die of starvation. Just as they tuck into the sandwiches the 3rd tortoise jumps from behind a rock a few feet away and shouts
"I F**KING KNEW IT!!! THERE'S NO WAY I'M GOING BACK NOW!!"
2007-01-24 23:03:14 · 15 answers · asked by BaldEagle 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the best on here today 10/10
2007-01-24 23:11:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-01-25 09:07:03 · answer #2 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOOD ONE 10/10
2007-01-25 07:14:34 · answer #3 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Arh poor tortoises, good one !
2007-01-25 14:14:45 · answer #4 · answered by christine p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bravo, take a bow
2007-01-25 07:12:55 · answer #5 · answered by MISSY G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha - oh thats gotta be one of the best ive read on here!!!! so stupid so simple so effective ha ha
2007-01-25 07:07:20 · answer #6 · answered by fitbint 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good!
2007-01-25 07:07:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha brilliant
2007-01-25 13:42:10 · answer #8 · answered by wadup78 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good xx
2007-01-25 07:07:01 · answer #9 · answered by london lady 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two timers !
2007-01-28 13:59:29 · answer #10 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋