There once was a man who had three girlfriends, and he couldn’t decide which one to marry. He decided to give five thousand pounds to each woman to see what she would do with it.
The first woman bought new clothes for herself. She got an expensive new hairdo, a massage, a facial, a manicure, and a pedicure. She said, I spent the money so that I would look pretty for you because I love you so much.
The second woman bought a VCR, a CD player, a set of golf clubs, and a tennis racket and gave them to the man. I used the money to buy you these gifts because I love you, she told him.
The third woman invested the money in the stock market and within a short time had doubled her investment. She returned the initial five thousand pounds to the man and reinvested the profit. I’m investing in our future because I love you so much, she said.
The man carefully considered how each woman had spent the money,
then married the woman with the biggest t its.
2007-01-24 22:54:15 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Keep taking your meds
2007-01-24 22:57:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Boo. 2/10.
2007-01-25 04:59:54 · answer #2 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
4/10 not funny
2007-01-24 23:12:36 · answer #3 · answered by d3midway semi-retired 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have heard that one before. I think it is funny.
2007-01-24 23:52:19 · answer #4 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
was expecting a better ending
2007-01-25 00:22:31 · answer #5 · answered by Andy S 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one and sooooo true
2007-01-24 22:59:56 · answer #6 · answered by reggie 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Er, no, I didn't hear - so what happened after that, anything funny.....
2007-01-24 23:26:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol brilliant!
2007-01-24 22:59:32 · answer #8 · answered by ★♥ KillerBea ♥★ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
again long but very funny!
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2007-01-24 22:58:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Men!!!! only they would find this funny
2007-01-24 23:00:25 · answer #10 · answered by fitbint 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋