The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel. The ride completed, she seemed rather bored.
"What would you like to do next?" he asked.
"I wanna be weighed," she said.
So the young man took her over to the weighing machine. "9 stone 6 pounds" said the machine, and it was absolutely right.
Next they rode the roller coaster. After that, he bought her some popcorn and some candy, then he asked what else she would like to do.
"I wanna be weighed," she said.
I really latched onto a square one tonight, thought the young man, and using the excuse he had developed a headache, he took the girl home.
The girl's mother was surprised to see her home so early, and asked, "What's wrong, dear, didn't you have a nice time tonight?"
"Wousy," said the girl.
2007-01-24 22:50:48 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one..but for those who didn't get it ,she had a speech impediment...she wanted to be LAID.
2007-01-25 01:08:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-01-25 13:03:09 · answer #2 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excewent!!
2007-01-25 06:58:27 · answer #3 · answered by wally_zebon 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Reawwy reawwy funny!!! i like it
2007-01-25 07:01:58 · answer #4 · answered by fitbint 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its a good one
2007-01-25 08:24:21 · answer #5 · answered by Andy S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome mann but what doez it mean
2007-01-25 07:07:14 · answer #6 · answered by ts 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny
2007-01-25 12:34:59 · answer #7 · answered by kelsey c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA
2007-01-25 07:50:43 · answer #8 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't get it could you please explain
2007-01-25 06:56:46 · answer #9 · answered by sarah o 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋