An old farmer, attending a fair with his wife, Bessie, was much taken with the open-cockpit airplane in which fairgoers could buy a ride. The £10 fee was rather steep for him, so he began to bargain with the pilot. The pilot, annoyed, said, "I'll make a deal with you. I'll take you up for nothing if you keep your mouths’ shut. But if either of you makes a single sound, you pay the full £10"
"Done," the farmer said.
The couple climbed into the plane and wedged themselves into the cockpit well behind the pilot's seat, and the pilot took off.
There was dead silence behind, which surprised the pilot, who counted on the splendid view to elicit cries of admiration and, therefore, his full fee. Suddenly, the pilot banked and went into a series of loops and spins designed to force cries of dismay from even the stoutest heart. Yet still there was absolute silence from the farmer and his wife. Defeated, the pilot landed his craft.
Helping the farmer out of the plane, the pilot said, "I have to hand it to you. You sure kept your mouths shut. Both"
"Yup," said the farmer, "For a minute there I thought Bessie'd give a little scream when she fell out."
2007-01-24 22:37:55 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehe Terrible but funny! lol Thanks :)
2007-01-24 22:41:29 · answer #1 · answered by tuxgal3 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Blew a fuse on my "trash 80" when I read it on the internet about 10 years ago. LOL.
2007-01-24 23:01:52 · answer #2 · answered by PartyTime 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
A very good fall from Grace !
2007-01-28 05:56:46 · answer #3 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha really brilliant 10/10
2007-01-25 05:43:19 · answer #4 · answered by wadup78 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
2007-01-24 22:42:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No i had not heard of this one but its good
2007-01-24 22:46:20 · answer #6 · answered by Ashley 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-01-24 22:42:29 · answer #7 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
funny (poor old farmer?)
2007-01-24 22:45:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
oh my god!!! =0
(still funny though lol)
2007-01-28 10:46:54 · answer #9 · answered by yummy_mummy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha not funny!
2007-01-28 04:07:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-01-28 05:17:43 · answer #11 · answered by The Fat Controller 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋