An Italian, a German and a Chinaman start work on a building site and head to the foreman for instructions. They find him and tell him they are due to start work today. "Right" the foreman says to the German pointing to a pile of sand, "you're in charge if digging". To the Italian he says "you're in charge of the wheelbarrow", and to the Chinaman "and you're in charge of supplies"
I'll be back in 2 hours and i want you to have made a big dent in that pile of sand"
2 hours later the foreman comes back and notices the German and Italian stood next to the sand looking sheepish. "why havent you started work?" the foreman asks.
"we didnt have any tools, you said the Chinaman was in charge of supplies and he just wandered off when you went".
angrily the foreman walks away looking for him. Just then, the Chinaman jumps out from a pile of bricks and yells
"SUPPLIES!!!"
2007-01-24 22:36:53 · 19 answers · asked by BaldEagle 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
STOP!!! I've already heard it
2007-01-24 22:40:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good. but it is one of these jokes thats hard to tell, as opposed to reading it.
joking aside, do chinaman pronounce his Ls like Rs?:)
2007-01-24 22:46:29 · answer #2 · answered by florence 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2007-01-24 22:48:14 · answer #3 · answered by Ashley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear
2007-01-24 23:25:56 · answer #4 · answered by sportsfan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good, clean too xx
2007-01-25 06:12:20 · answer #5 · answered by christine p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
made me laugh out loud
2007-01-24 22:44:06 · answer #6 · answered by Who Yah 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'm in tears after readin that one... ha ha ha very funny lol
2007-01-24 23:19:22 · answer #7 · answered by dalylorraine 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Asolutely brilliant lol!!! :D
2007-01-26 07:53:01 · answer #8 · answered by Deathwish 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
velly funny
2007-01-24 22:50:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol nice
2007-01-25 05:46:21 · answer #10 · answered by wadup78 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!! funny! good joke! thumbs up for u!
2007-01-24 22:58:55 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋