2007-01-24 21:47:26 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Embassies & Consulates
Climb into the trailer of a cross-channel lorry (semi if your in the US) and wait till it gets to its destination in the UK. Then hop out and when the local plod (Police) come to arrest you claim assuylm. Bingo! You're British. Welcome to the land of Marmalade and Jam! Oh, and don't forget to ask for the local DSS Office so can start claiming all your freebies courtesy of the UK Tax Payer.
2007-01-25 06:25:47 · answer #1 · answered by Golf Alpha Nine-seven 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what precisely is your status in england? Do you have everlasting long term pass away to stay? if confident then I beleive you may observe for citizenship 3 years once you get the LTR - purely considering the fact which you're married to a Brit marrying a british citizen won't make your citizenship application pass any swifter.
2016-11-01 05:45:42 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just marrying does not give you automatic British citizenship, My wife is Swiss and can only come to GB as a tourist, and I live in Switzerland and I need a residents permit to stay and work here.
2007-01-24 21:59:09 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Visit the U.K. government's website on immigration and naturalization as a British Citizen:
http://www.ind.homeoffice.gov.uk/applying/nationality/advice/
2007-01-24 23:09:34 · answer #4 · answered by The "L" Word 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well don't buy Harrod's... some Egyptian thought cause the queen buys her knickers in harrods she'd slip him a passport......and eh..... don't date a member of her family.....the Egyptians son tried that....got a bit messy.....
Sure why would anyone want a british passport anyway....
2007-01-30 08:47:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well most people who come here sponge off of the state eventually, so illegally is the best way in a container!
2007-01-25 21:09:11 · answer #6 · answered by Tony Blair 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
By applying for citizen ship, passing various tests, a period of residence and then being naturalised.
2007-01-24 21:54:08 · answer #7 · answered by BARROWMAN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
By birth, through parents, or if you can prove that have lived in Britain for over 7 years.
2007-01-24 21:51:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you cant become a british citizen until u r married
SORRY
2007-01-25 23:17:24 · answer #9 · answered by sexy 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Make a large donation to the Labour Party.
2007-01-24 21:50:58 · answer #10 · answered by Matthew 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋