A guy goes into a bar and says, "Gimme a gin and tonic."
The bartender reaches under the bar and places an apple on it. The guy looks and the apple skeptically and the bartender says,"Go ahead. Take a bite."
The guy takes a bite and incredibly, it tastes like gin.
The bartender smiles & says, "Turn it around."
He does & it tastes like tonic. He finishes the apple.
A few minutes pass & the guy says,
"Gimme a vodka & orange juice."
The bartender once again reaches behind the bar and places another apple on it. The guy eyes the suspicious fruit and the bartender says,
"Go ahead. Take a bite." He bites into it and he can't believe it. It tastes like vodka. The bartender smiles and says,
"Turn it around."
The guys turns the apple and it tastes like orange juice, so he finishes the apple.
Just then, a beautiful woman walks past the two men and the guy says to the bartender,
"You know, I could sure go for some p*ssy about now."
The bartender nods, reaches below the bar and produces yet another apple.
The guys says, "No way man! Really?"
The bartender says, "Go ahead. Take a bite."
He takes a bite and angrily spits out the apple. "Yuck!! That tastes like sh!t, man!!!"
The bartender says, “Turn it around!"
2007-01-24 21:03:40 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-01-24 21:04:33 · update #1
that's a good one. LOL
Hey wait.....How did he know what sh@t taste like?!!
2007-01-31 08:48:18 · answer #1 · answered by #2 on the way! due 12/28 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ronald Mallett is a theoretical physicist who thinks time shuttle may be a danger with lasers. He have been given addicted to the assumption while his dad died nevertheless and he desires to have the skill to pass lower back and shop him. So there is in all danger an excellent little bit of emotion clouding his judgement..... All of his learn has been a ineffective end nevertheless. different than him nevertheless no self respecting scientists are at present "examining time shuttle". concerning to the closest component to that could be theoretical physicists who contemplate the paradoxes and issues like that. oftentimes it is notably plenty in basic terms carried out for some documentary on the technological awareness Channel or something.... each and all of the theories on the priority notably plenty convey approximately the top that component shuttle is impossible.(era) different than for forwards, which we are all doing actually each 2nd of on a daily basis. the closest component probable a danger to "time shuttle" is time dilation. yet this purely facilitates you to kinda "pass forward", without danger of going lower back.
2016-09-27 23:20:04 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Apples are the fruit of the womb, er i meant loom. The bartender has us all bamboozeled....
2007-01-29 11:58:02 · answer #3 · answered by jc 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny, if you've got dirty mind. Sometimes I do. Not sure right now, maybe yes, maybe no.
2007-02-01 17:41:25 · answer #4 · answered by Shrew 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, sweet! Keep em coming Neo!
2007-01-31 18:27:50 · answer #5 · answered by Mrs. Victorious 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny ...hahahahaha
if u look like the photo(and sure u dont) i'd sleep with u
2007-01-31 09:56:33 · answer #6 · answered by zainab z 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very nice. Made me laugh.
2007-01-31 16:18:03 · answer #7 · answered by Radgar E 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is funny omg
2007-01-29 02:06:14 · answer #8 · answered by sam !pnutbttrjelly! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol - wonder wot it tasted like on the other side???
hahaha
2007-01-24 21:21:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one..lol.
2007-02-01 13:12:42 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋