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- i lost my number, can i have yours? -

2007-01-24 20:55:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Actually it doesn't matter how ridiculous or well-thought the pick up line is, the important thing is to be asked by the right person.

2007-01-25 04:55:23 · answer #2 · answered by Mirela B 2 · 0 1

I'm not tickle me Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want.

I pretty much laughed in his face, but then I gave him my number for being confident enough to be so lame.

2007-01-25 04:55:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

She walked up to me an hour after I pitty danced with her and said "All I wanted to was fk you" Blew my mind, cause I pittyed her for a song!!!!!Like WTF???Even If life depended on it, it wasn't going into her!!!!!!!

2007-01-25 05:00:09 · answer #4 · answered by dwntwnbadboy 2 · 0 1

The word of the day is "legs".

Want to go upstairs and spread the word?

2007-01-25 04:51:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Wanna do some math? add a bed, subtract our clothes , divide your legs and multiply?

2007-01-25 04:55:04 · answer #6 · answered by jossu_candelario 3 · 0 1

is that a keg in your pants cuz im tryin to tap that!

2007-01-25 04:53:14 · answer #7 · answered by Amy Hizzle 2 · 0 1

"You ought to come with a warning label..."

2007-01-25 04:56:37 · answer #8 · answered by wetdreamdiver 5 · 0 1

"hey you little thief! give me back wut belongs to me! stop stealin my heart over and over again!" ^.~

2007-01-25 04:58:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

hey toots........

2007-01-25 05:02:12 · answer #10 · answered by Rico the Rican 1 · 0 1

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