finish the limmerick !! xx
2007-01-24 19:47:50 · 7 answers · asked by sara2007 1 in Travel ➔ United Kingdom ➔ Other - United Kingdom
ha ha *** on give it a go lol xx
2007-01-24 19:52:58 · update #1
There was a young lass from Newcastle
Whose parents gave her so much hassle
For when she was able
She danced upon tables
With no bra, but her nipples were tassled.
2007-01-24 19:58:03 · answer #1 · answered by madonnas_minge 1 · 4⤊ 0⤋
There was a young lass from Newcastle
who thought that bathing was hassle.
Now this young miss,
her lover was Swiss.
So she cried when he flew back to Basel.
There was a young lass from Newcastle
who toured with her goods in a parcel.
When she reached Kent,
her money was spent
So she ended up selling her a55 'l.
There was a young lass from Newcastle
who said she was nobodies vassal.
Up on the Tyne,
the first lines may rhyme
but down in the South you'll get hassle.
2007-01-25 04:03:47 · answer #2 · answered by Clive 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a young lass from Newcastle
Who wore no knickers for a bet
She went to the bank where her asset's got frozen
And the manager said I can't help you, pet!
Away the lads!
Love Hedgy xx
2007-01-25 04:02:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a young lass from Newcastle
Who couldn't put up with a hassle
She lived in a box
And never wore socks
And bound her hair up with a tassle
2007-01-25 05:07:22 · answer #4 · answered by expatturk 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Upon Tyne
2007-01-25 07:54:51 · answer #5 · answered by Sluugy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whose house was a bloody great sand castle?
2007-01-25 03:52:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
what the hell rhymes with Newcastle???!!!
2007-01-25 03:51:56 · answer #7 · answered by ginger 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋