Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the white line in the center of the road.They collide and a fair amount of damage is done, although neither is hurt.It's impossible to assess blame for the accident on either however. They both get out.
One is a doctor, one is a lawyer.The lawyer calls the police on his car phone; they'll be there in 20 minutes.It's cold and damp, and both men are shaken up.
The lawyer offers the doctor a drink of brandy from his hip flask, the doctor accepts, drinks and hands it back to the lawyer, who puts it away.
"Aren't you going to have a drink?" the doctor asked.
"AFTER the police get here," replies the lawyer.
2007-01-24 19:18:02 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha .......... lol
Heard it before also but as a man vs woman joke where woman was in the place of lawyer!
2007-01-25 02:26:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So you want to hear about lawyers eh? Here is a good one and id probably true. I liked it.
Joe the lawyer died suddenly, at the age of 45. He got to the gates of Heaven, and the angel standing there said, "We've been waiting a long time for you." "What do you mean," he replied, "I'm only 45, in the prime of my life. Why did I have to die now?" "45? You're not 45, you're 82," replied the angel."Wait a minute. If you think I'm 82 then you have the wrong guy. I'm only 45. I can show you my birth certificate." "Hold on. Let me go check," said the angel and disappeared inside. After a few minutes the angel returned. "Sorry, but by our records you *are* 82. I checked all the hours you have billed your clients, and you have to be 82..."
2007-01-25 05:22:28 · answer #2 · answered by Ex Head 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9/10 + Star
2007-01-25 03:23:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like the good Dr. got a good lesson in Liquor Law.
2007-01-25 04:32:58 · answer #4 · answered by stan w 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, god, we really gotta hand it to those lawyers! I like this one 9/10
2007-01-25 03:35:38 · answer #5 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 from me - and also a star!
2007-01-25 04:16:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha very funny.. sounds like a lawer to me..
2007-01-25 03:32:49 · answer #7 · answered by robtiger2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and i know what happened later..when the police arrived.
2007-01-25 03:22:43 · answer #8 · answered by luck fest 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny!!!
2007-01-25 12:43:16 · answer #9 · answered by kelsey c 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋