A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the bar and orders a drink. After talking with the bartender for a while, the man excuses himself to use the restroom. The bartender feel a tad awkward with just himself and three ducks at the bar, so he decides to make small talk with them.
He asks the first duck, "What's your name?""Huey," replies the duck. "So, how's your day been?""Oh, I've had a great day," replies Huey. "I've been in and out of puddles all day."
The bartender asks the second duck, "What's your name?" "Duey," replies the duck."So, how's your day been?" "Oh, I've had a great day," replies Duey. "I've been in and out of puddles all day."
The witty bartender says to the third duck, "So I guess your name is Louie?" The duck replies, "No, I'm Puddles."
2007-01-24 19:02:02 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahaha! Nice one. Distrubing... but funny!
2007-01-24 19:05:21 · answer #1 · answered by ShadowX 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! These jokes just keep getting better! You should tell some more! You are really funny!
2007-01-25 03:06:49 · answer #2 · answered by Alex 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard that one lots of times before. Still funny though
2007-01-25 03:04:43 · answer #3 · answered by manders030405 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw that one coming from a mile away ( I still laughed )
2007-01-25 03:09:35 · answer #4 · answered by Fortytipper 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL - neva heard t b4 - first time hearin this, gud joke though!!
2007-01-25 04:48:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha haaa haaaaaa!!!! hilarious 10/10
2007-01-25 03:55:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
gah!
2007-01-25 03:04:55 · answer #7 · answered by tigglys 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
CUTE !
2007-01-25 03:10:01 · answer #8 · answered by Steven H 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats sick!
2007-01-25 03:08:16 · answer #9 · answered by yahooaddict 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's sorta funny. Thanks for the laughs and could you please tell more :-/
2007-01-25 03:06:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋