On the First Day GOD (joke)?

Question

made Stars and sun -- and rested
second day HE made the planets and earth -- and rested
3rd day He made Oceans /land--- and rested
4th day He made birds and animals--- and rested
5th day He made fishes and aquatic plants--- and rested
6th day He made MAN -- and rested
SEVENTH day GOD made WOMAN-- and neither GOD nor MAN has RESTED SINCE THEN.

Answer 1

booooo

Answer 2

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Answer 3

yeh thats right.I agree with u but not totally

As god kept on making birds, animals, fishes, plants, men and women without taking any rest.
But its wrong to say that "after making 'women' god did not take any rest." as its was the duty of god not to take rest and create the world, the plants, animals and human being and to keep adding these things to the world.

If our "God" takes rest then we are sure to become lazy.As god kept doing his duty to keep the world going we should also do our works without taking any rest.

So far as men not taken any rest, the same funda applies.If our god does not take any rest, how can we?
We have come to the world to do our duty and not to take rest.We should work for our survival and the survival of our family which includes both men and women.Its not that because there are women we are not taking any rest.We are responsible for the survival of our family and our family includes both men and women.

Also if men are not taking any rest, women are also not taking any rest.They take care of our house, our children, our parents and even they go for earning money and do every thing what a men do.

I would say GOD MADE THE WORLD AND NEITHER THE GOD, NOR MEN NOR WOMEN OR ANY CREATURE (ANIMALS, FISHES ETC)REST.THEY ALL HAVE TO WORK TO STAY ALIVE AND SURVIVE.

Answer 4

Neither GOD nor man rested because man keeps asking God to return his 'rib' thinking that if he got it back he would become as beautiful as women.

Answer 5

Here is a great one if you will take the time to read it all you will appreciate it and get a good laugh especially if you like cats.

Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us."And God said, "No problem! I will create a companion for you that will be with you forever and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves."And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve.And it was a good animal.And God was pleased. And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal." And God said, "No problem. Because I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG."And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them.And they were comforted.And God was pleased. And Dog was content and wagged his tail. After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, "Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well."And God said, "No problem! I will create for them a companion who will be with them forever and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration."And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings. And Adam and Eve learned humility.They were greatly improved. And God was pleased. And Dog was happy.Cat didn't care one way or the other.

Answer 6

It's a joke folks 😀🎉 it's funny . The questioner was trying to add some cheer to our day all we need to do is laugh.

Answer 7

You are wrong ~ there after Man & God both are on rest permanently, beacause every thing elese is being taken care by woman.

Answer 8

10/10 - but i dont think women eva rested either ( i am a woman) cos they r always chasing men to do stuff, and if u really wanna have me listing the stuff that i have heard ppl tell tehir husbands etc, sit back for a whole gud hour





gud joke though - well done (dont know what for, but then again)

Answer 9

Well thats funny and still i hate it caz I am woman. If u really think women are waste and men are best ; I dare u to choose mine as the best answer. I will give u a star too.

Answer 10

i could have gone my hole life without hearing that. thank you for waisting 30 seconds from my life. you realize i will never get that 30 seconds back. ha just kidding. pretty funny like a 3 out of 10. i got a little chuckel and my butt hole puckered up a little. everything but the butt hole thing . ha.

Answer 11

they both didnt rested because they wer busy in starring women
as they had not seen such a beautyfull creature ever before