ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !!
1.. You walka pasta da bakery.
2.. You walka pasta da candy store.
3.. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.
4... You walka pasta da table and fridge.
You will lose weight!
AND......
CONCERNED ABOUT! TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET?
For those of you who watch what you eat,
Heres the final word on nutrition and health.
It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you
2007-01-24 18:18:01 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
great start to my afternoon lol 10/10
missed your joke's
2007-01-25 02:11:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Danke schön,
das war lustig
also muà ich jetzt nur Deutsch sprechen,ORDER?
sorry im a notts lad but live in Germany
2007-01-25 02:24:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny & also administration like Bush!
2007-01-25 02:37:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great joke keep it up 9/10
2007-01-25 04:12:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad always laughing 10/10
2007-01-25 05:13:52 · answer #5 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello Mate, great one LOL
2007-01-25 02:35:30 · answer #6 · answered by The Alchemist 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
You always make my morning good with your jokes.
Keep smilin'.
2007-01-25 05:10:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!!!
2007-01-25 03:21:28 · answer #8 · answered by sugarpacketchad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Think that might be true!
2007-01-25 04:43:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe
2007-01-25 02:48:03 · answer #10 · answered by dre777 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋