suggest jokes related to marriage ?
but should be decent enough to crack among relatives.....and guests.....
2007-01-24 18:07:53 · 7 answers · asked by nickname111 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Weddings
I was at a wedding where the best man began his speech very sincerely by having the wife place her hand on the table, then telling the groom to place his over hers. He then told him to look into the brides eyes and said to him "Enjoy this moment...it's the last time you will have the upper hand." It got lots of laughs..but I guess you had to be there!
2007-01-24 18:14:11 · answer #1 · answered by MelB 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After the homily, the priest goes ahead and makes the usual parish announcements. He mentions that two of the parishioners, Mr and Mrs [insert whatever common name here], are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary in the up coming week. He asks Mr [name] to stand up and give any advice he can for a long lasting marriage. Mr. [name] says to do things for each other. For instance, for their 25th anniversary he took his wife and traveled to Europe cause it's the nice things that count. The priest then asks what are their plans for the 50th. The man replies simply that he's going back to Europe to pick her up.
2007-01-24 18:21:32 · answer #2 · answered by quntmphys238 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think marriage is a lovely institution (pause) if you want to live in an institution.
It is a JOKE! I love my wife and I am very happily married.
2007-01-25 03:23:42 · answer #3 · answered by Adoptive Father 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.
Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence....(a life sentence!).
2007-01-24 18:31:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok! an upset guy who is fedup from his life and wife asks god?!! oh please god let us exchanges lives just for one day...she sits all day at home doing nothing just taking care of the kids and I am out there working all day to give them what I earn..please god please!!!!....the second day he wakes up in his wife body and after a long day with the kids..he cried 2 god ohhh god please i want my life back i've learned my lesson...so he hears god telling him(hmmmm I think you really learned your lesson..but unfortunatly you have to wait 4 another 9 months cause u just got pregnant....) lol another one....
Do U know what it means 2 come home 2 a man who'll give you love,affection, tenderness? it means u r in the wrong house.....
2007-01-24 18:30:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That ain't my baby
2007-01-24 18:15:01 · answer #6 · answered by Chris B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to adultjokes.com
2007-01-24 18:17:11 · answer #7 · answered by Bunny Baby 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋