It's half time at the annual Forest Football Classic, and the big animals are trouncing the little animals 21-3. The team captain for the little animals, the squirrel, had a less than receptive pep talk in the locker room. With minimal enthusiasm, the little animals head out to the field to kickoff to the big animals for the 2nd half.
The ball is taken at the 20 by the moose. He gets to the 25 and is knocked flat on his back. In the huddle, the squirrel asks, "Who put the hit on the moose?!" "I did" said the centipede. First down is a running play with the elk up the middle and he's knocked down after a two yard gain. "Who did that one?!" asked the squirrel. "I did" said the bug. 2nd down goes the same with another 2 yard gain.
On 3rd down, the QB for the big animals, the bear, is knocked flat for an 8 yard loss. "Was that you again, bug?" Asked the squirrel. "Yep!" he said. "Well where the hell were you in the 1st half?!" The centipede replies, "Putting on my shin guards!"
2007-01-24 17:12:50 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats funny and cute!
2007-01-24 17:18:12 · answer #1 · answered by bodacious baby 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
10+
2007-01-24 17:18:40 · answer #2 · answered by I hate carrots 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard one like that about 20 years ago,but 2 points for try.
2007-01-24 17:18:39 · answer #3 · answered by Jocko 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jeez to think the stereo type of blond means: women blond's..Duh! yeah some men are just as clueless regardless of their hair color lmao
2016-05-24 06:38:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad... but i've heard other jokes like this one... but i've never heard this exact version of it. NICE!
2007-01-24 17:19:50 · answer #5 · answered by Andrew 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was cute!
thnx
2007-01-24 17:47:55 · answer #6 · answered by hey you 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one to tell the kids
2007-01-24 17:22:57 · answer #7 · answered by justinewz 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe>>>>that's a good one, funny.
2007-01-24 17:30:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cuuuute!
2007-01-24 18:30:25 · answer #9 · answered by nightyzz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋