my boss is quite quick, ussually i am left with nothing to say after he says something witty. i need you guys to give me some good insults or comebacks to suirprise him with.
2007-01-24 16:31:49 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
he always does the whole "momma" thing.
and he loves to give me **** about being british, he gets really offended when i insult americans. anyone know a good way to insult americans.
anything that can involve props is never bad. he is broke so once when he insulted me i was like
"ummm you're broke dude"
then i pulled some change out of my pocket and threw it across the room and said "go fetch it *****"
he liked that
anything insulting his mom is never a problem. he once after insulting me said "did that sting."
i went "not as bad as when i pee after that night with yo momma"
anything along those lines guys
2007-01-24 16:44:56 · update #1
Say something about having intercourse with his mother, that is really a great one here at WMU.
2007-01-24 16:34:55 · answer #1 · answered by Ryne R 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can tack these on after a lot of things. They are pretty general, no they are not fantastic, but maybe you can change them to fit your personality
>That's illgeal in some states
>Some people pay good money for that
>Only on your planet. Come visit Earth sometime.
>So, when did you take your meds last?
>When are the men in the white coats coming to fit you with your own coat that ties in the back?
>I don't mind being insulted as long as I am paid for it. I dont' get a dime when I get it at home.
>When I want your advice, I'll beat it out of you.
>I'd slap you, but s**t splatters
2007-01-24 16:45:45 · answer #2 · answered by There you are∫ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't try to be someone you're not, it's too stressful, and your boss, even though "quite quick", probably enjoys being undisputedly the quickest fox in the hen house. Just relax and admire him - he'll appreciate that, and having you get your work done. Let other natural wits shine. No matter how casual the workplace, you don't want to be the one who outshines the boss.
2007-01-24 16:42:23 · answer #3 · answered by Casperia 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The next time he comes around to bother you.. just say.."Ok.. why dont you let me do this like I always do & you go sit in your office & look busy like you always do.."
I did that once when my boss was hovering over my shoulder & trying to show me things I already knew. He wasn't too pleased when I said it but I guess he got the picture since I am a valuable hard worker. He tries to give me the freedom to do work by myself now.
2007-01-24 16:38:25 · answer #4 · answered by Claude 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
we need a bit more information on the nature of his statements
is he just kinda teasing with you or is he mean spirited.
Since he is the boss, it might be better for you to just let him say this stuff because if you show him up, you might win the battle but loose the war (ie, crappy assignments etc).
In instances like this, it could be like insulting the comedian with the microphone on stage
you might have the better comeback, but you really never can win
2007-01-24 16:36:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i do no longer answer to any insults,diverse the time. Or if I do ,I do it in physique language, physique language is rather effectual.Ppl are misreading you. study your self alerts. Tit For Tat isn't an stylish thank you to attend to those that trive on insults. If some one suggested as me a gay, my answer to that's> i understand that i'm a gay,what's your situation?
2016-12-12 19:45:38 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my boss redefines the meaning of living hell,and always wanted to know what you'd done at lunch so she could ascertain whether you had possibly done something embarrassing that may reflect on her. so when she started the afternoons debriefing session i replied that i had finally received my gun permit and the week was going to be great! she left me alone for weeks after that and never asked me what i did at lunch again.
2007-01-24 16:45:30 · answer #7 · answered by caregiver 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-01-24 17:16:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just tell him that if he ever had a thought in his head it would be the shortest trip across North America
2007-01-24 21:48:49 · answer #9 · answered by Ex Head 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell him to fetch you a coffee and slam $5 bucks on the table!
2007-01-24 16:35:40 · answer #10 · answered by djzlyric 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋