Tell her she's pregnant!
2007-01-24 16:05:34 · 15 answers · asked by rain 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG,LOL...how hilarious..thanks.
Why do blondes like lightning?
They think someone is taking their picture!
2007-01-24 16:16:42 · answer #1 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two blonds are walking on opposite sides of the river. blond 1 says, "How do I get to the other side of the river?"
blond 2 replies, "You are on the other side!"
What two things in the air can get a blond pregnant?
Her legs.
How do you know a blond has been using the computer?
Whiteout on the screen.
What do you call it when a blond dies her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
2007-01-24 16:15:53 · answer #2 · answered by Thegustaffa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Oh, those Blondes! LOL.
Good One!
Have a great Thursday!
2007-01-25 03:49:40 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! I love blonde jokes!!!
How so you drown a blonde??
Put a scratch and snif sticker at the bottom of a pool!!
2007-01-24 16:09:10 · answer #4 · answered by Ldy Bug 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ha, Ha, then you have to live with blonde children.
2007-01-24 16:45:32 · answer #5 · answered by L. B. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, funny. But what if she doesnt immediately get it and asks who's the father?
2007-01-24 16:13:05 · answer #6 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
wow, love that blonde joke
2007-01-24 16:49:19 · answer #7 · answered by Melisa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
will have to try that ha ha 10/10
2007-01-24 18:37:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, tell her you're pregnant!!! You being a guy!!!!lol
2007-01-24 16:09:44 · answer #9 · answered by Tammers 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
careful... if you say she is pregnant, she may kick you sooooo hard, that you'll fly from California to Hong Kong!
2007-01-24 16:22:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋