alright, everybody how about we end tonight on a happy note?! tell me something happy or positive so i can smile before i go to bed.... thanks!!
2007-01-24 15:25:52 · 16 answers · asked by *KiM* 6 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
my daugher thinks that animals need a little TV time every day...i think she is trying to scam me.....i gave her an extra 1/2 hour of TV tonight because she put a bit of effort into that explanation ^_^
2007-01-24 15:33:51 · answer #1 · answered by laura g 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Me and a girl who I haven't hung out with for 6 years sat on the side of a creek with our feet in the water watching the stars and talking for 4 hours. I regained a friend that I thought I had lost and the stars still shine just as brightly.
Sweet Dreams...
2007-01-24 23:34:18 · answer #2 · answered by thors13thhammer2 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The sun will rise again, we will all get to do it all over again. Maybe even better tomorrow. Although a day when you come home from work and are consumed with the smell of brownies when you walk into the kitchen is pretty tough to beat.
Go Bubba it up a bit...
2007-01-25 08:45:06 · answer #3 · answered by DJFresh 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.' "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" Well, "It's Not Unusual."
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly, it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
2007-01-24 23:33:44 · answer #4 · answered by GoodGuy53 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Why's of Men
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)
( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
And the personal favorite:
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
2007-01-24 23:32:23 · answer #5 · answered by Autumns Destany 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try to smile as you sleep, so you can keep the world spinning with your beautiful smile.
2007-01-24 23:30:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I give you permission to dream of me , that should keep you smiling the night through.
2007-01-24 23:30:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ummm goodnight,sleep tight,don't let the bed bugs bite!
2007-01-24 23:30:14 · answer #8 · answered by molliehollie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Finish that beer in the picture.
2007-01-24 23:29:23 · answer #9 · answered by lifeistolong 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Damn I was hoping that was an offer. Haha jk. You are still living.
2007-01-24 23:30:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋