My friend just asked me if I knew where is a good place to eat.
I Told him "Between Legs", It just opened up! lmao
2007-01-24 15:24:10 · 10 answers · asked by G-BOY 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were loose and flapping. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found three roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself.""The second rose is from my nurse . She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had the same procedure done some time ago.""And what about the third rose?" she asked."Oh, that rose is from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears
2007-01-24 21:56:16 · answer #1 · answered by Ex Head 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The 'all u can eat buffet' it is open even late!
2007-01-24 15:38:13 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Just_Me♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Same response as yours, just different words "At the 'Y'!"
2007-01-24 15:33:21 · answer #3 · answered by Daniel B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Between his mother's Legs"
2007-01-24 15:28:39 · answer #4 · answered by Cookie Monster 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eat at the Y
2007-01-24 15:52:49 · answer #5 · answered by dee_ann 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you get when you cross a donkey and an onion?
An @$$ that will bring tears to your eyes.
2007-01-24 15:29:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
check ur mother
2007-01-24 15:51:01 · answer #7 · answered by billy b 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
between the butt, ha ha
2007-01-24 15:32:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
but his friend sad no thanks I'm allergic to fish
2007-01-24 15:40:12 · answer #9 · answered by charles a m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-01-24 15:42:12 · answer #10 · answered by IAmTheWalrus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋