2007-01-24 14:49:57 · 18 answers · asked by soulgirl76 4 in Food & Drink ➔ Other - Food & Drink
If it were Martha, say, 20 years ago (and 20 years younger) I'd bone both her and then the chicken. :) Today though, I'd probably just smile, ask for the chicken to be "jerked"*, and nothing else. :)
Geez, this question just brings out the worst in me. :p
*Jamaican cuisine reference.
2007-01-28 17:14:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I don't eat chicken and I've never been a Martha Stewart fan so I would probably show them both the door.
2007-01-29 15:53:44 · answer #2 · answered by sunybuni 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put the apron over her face and hold the chicken over her head.
2007-01-24 22:57:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call the cops! Mizz Martha would need transport to the nearest mental health facility...
2007-01-24 22:55:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
laugh, because I would be dreaming as Martha in my kitchen naked would be nuts as it's probaly kinda cold outside right now. Canada is a tad cold at this moment.
2007-01-30 16:42:01 · answer #5 · answered by moglie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure we'd spend some quality time cooking something up, and I'm sure we'd find a use for that chicken too.
2007-01-24 22:58:14 · answer #6 · answered by daddius42 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Puke!!! There probably wouldnt be much difference in Martha or the chicken naked
2007-01-24 22:56:23 · answer #7 · answered by Sherri ptown 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Call 911 in the states and 999 in the UK. any other questions
2007-01-24 22:55:57 · answer #8 · answered by ladyk5dragon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take the chicken and kick her out.
2007-01-28 21:17:15 · answer #9 · answered by Mel 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hit her with a baseball bat. But I really wouldn't need an excuse.
2007-01-24 22:54:30 · answer #10 · answered by FRANKFUSS 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋