I enjoy wearing a Jar Jar Binks costume/mask all day long and entertaining people I meet. I go to malls and help shoppers relax by screaming in their face, knocking bags out of their hands, and holding up lines by dancing and messing with the cashier. Anyway, I was driving to the mall in my Jar Jar mobile and some cop pulled me over. He told me to take my mask off and I said I wouldn't. He told me to get out and then tried to forceably REMOVE my mask! I started screaming and ran to the other side of the car. I picked up a rock and smashed my windshield, and took off screaming down the road. The cop tackled me! I tried to break free and he shot me with a taser! I pretended to be subdued and he started leading me to the car but I broke free and ran into some woods. I screamed that the cop shouldn't chase me cause their were bears in the woods but he didn't listen! He caught me and arrested me! Can I sue the police for my abuse/broken windshield?
2007-01-24 14:21:19 · 16 answers · asked by Be Intimate with Jar Jar Binks!! 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I'd have to say you need to call your local news..This is obviously police brutality.
2007-01-24 14:26:14 · answer #1 · answered by . 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First thing you need to do is go to some where other then singles & dating to ask these kind of questions. Then file a complaint with the police department...then hire a lawyer to file a suit! Good luck because I don't believe that you have a chance in HELL!!!
2007-01-24 22:29:34 · answer #2 · answered by utahbugtussel 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I'd recommend taking off the mask before entering jail. Otherwise constipation won't be a problem during your stay.
2007-01-25 20:13:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sue the rock that smashed your windshield, it could be 14.4 million claim
2007-01-24 22:27:24 · answer #4 · answered by Traceur 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Been calm you should have! Ever vigilante must you be. Clouds everything the dark side does.
2007-01-24 22:27:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
You are the biggest retard on Yahoo Answers...get a life dude!
2007-01-24 22:39:55 · answer #6 · answered by fallin64 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
you should talk to a lawer you can get a 30mins with a lawer for free but you need to hire on.
2007-01-24 22:27:24 · answer #7 · answered by i,m here if you need to talk. 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Next time I hope they lock you up and throw away the key..dick wad.
2007-01-24 22:26:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
yea, kick those cops asses next time they wressle you, learn to defend yourself even against law enforcement
2007-01-24 22:26:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
no - next time you should listen to the cops. You are lucky they didn't shoot you dead!
2007-01-24 22:26:11 · answer #10 · answered by ILOVELUCYFAN 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋