I enjoy wearing a Jar Jar Binks costume and mask all day so I can go around and have adventures. I thought to myself 'sure, regular people love it when I scream in their face, toss their stuff about, and hold up traffic while I dance in the road, but what about the people who really need my help?' So I decided to volunteer at a homeless shelter, feeding these poor people. The guy who runs the shelter said I shouldn't wear my Jar Jar clothes but I said I wouldn't work without it, and they needed the help. Thing were going fine until a homeless man said he didn't like my mask! Can you believe that? Like some bum can talk bad about Jar Jar. I told him he would get no food. He pleaded with me but I called him a stupid bum and he said I was stupid! I grabbed a handful of spinach and threw it in his face, then I hit him with a big spoon! Some other workers tried to stop me but I ran around, knocking all the bums food on the floor. Some guys grabbed me and held me down. Can I sue the shelter?
2007-01-24 14:11:43 · 7 answers · asked by Be Intimate with Jar Jar Binks!! 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
they should have been grateful for your help! shame on them for being sooooo ungrateful!
2007-01-24 23:01:48 · answer #1 · answered by Jennifer L 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think that you can sue the shelter due to the fact that you were the first one to throw food. In the courts eyes this is assault. However you can file charges against. the men that assaulted you. What you did was not right nor what they did was right. No one has the right to put there hands on anyone Else. The old sayings goes two wrongs don't make a right.
2007-01-24 14:22:54 · answer #2 · answered by Kathy F 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No, I think it would be better for you to sue the spinich, that would be a good lawsuit. Or you could sue the metal spoon, which would have a larger claim?
2007-01-24 14:17:01 · answer #3 · answered by Traceur 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Of course the homeless men were angry, you should have brought some extra jar jars of food.
2007-01-25 12:16:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not a very good made up story - try again.
2007-01-24 14:16:12 · answer #5 · answered by kny390 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You're a douchebag. Honestly.
2007-01-24 14:31:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
oh btw i reported like 3 answers taht you answered the same thing. and this one so yep. its me.
have a nice day.
2007-01-24 14:51:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋