OK ladies, suppose a guy tried to use pickup lines at you, then here are some good ways to send him right back crying!!! hehehehe
HE: I'm a photographer…I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!!
HE: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once; or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!
HE: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
SHE: Okay, but would you stay there?
HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I’m having a headache this weekend!!!
HE: Your face must turn a few heads!
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!
HE: Go on, don’t be shy... Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!
HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why, are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: why, don’t you already have one?
HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!
HE: You know I can't seem to get your face out of my mind.
SHE: Wow really, I have a similar problem I cant seem to get you out of my face!!!
HE: You know when they made u they must have broken the mold.
SHE: Yeah and when they were making you must have leaked out of your mold!!
HE: Roses are red, Violets are blue, could there be anyone as beautiful as you?
SHE: Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’m sure there's no one as ugly as you!
HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
HE: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
SHE: It's in the phone book.
HE: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not Enter
HE: I know how to please a woman.
SHE: Then please leave me alone.
HE: I want to give myself to you.
SHE: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
SHE: Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
HE: I hope you didn't hurt yourself when fell to earth from heaven.
SHE: No, but it looks like you landed on your face!
2007-01-24 14:07:23 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very good, she he
lol hee hee
2007-01-24 14:10:50 · answer #1 · answered by MiKe Drazen 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There's some goodies in your HE: SHE: stuff. Some of them I've never heard before but what is your question?
I wouldn't go for any of those lines anyway-HA! HA!
2007-01-24 22:17:09 · answer #2 · answered by Helga 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute! Hope I can remember a few to pass them on!
2007-01-24 22:13:23 · answer #3 · answered by ILOVELUCYFAN 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...These Are So Funny I Would Use Them...LOL
2007-01-24 22:22:44 · answer #4 · answered by Evanna 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they are hilarious 10/10
2007-01-25 03:25:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bit crude. But I like it.
2007-01-24 22:15:56 · answer #6 · answered by vach1970 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, which question needs answering?
2007-01-24 22:15:31 · answer #7 · answered by Fran 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now i understand why you wrote send them back "crying". lol
2007-01-24 22:16:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! I've seen this before, they're so funny! =)
2007-01-24 22:11:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
THESE ARE AWESOME!
iM SURE GOiNG TO USE SOME OF THESES!
2007-01-24 22:21:19 · answer #10 · answered by [CooKie] {♥} 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah
2007-01-24 23:23:39 · answer #11 · answered by dre777 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋