Atleast the one's your remember.. or were told about lol
2007-01-24 13:47:41 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
A man walks into a bar and says,"Ouch!"No wait.
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer.He takes his first sip and sets it down.While he is looking around the bar,a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey.
The man asks the barman who owns the monkey.The barman replies the piano player.The man walks over to the piano player and says"Do you know your monkey stole my beer?"The pianist replies"No, but if you hum it,I'll play it.
2007-01-24 23:30:09 · answer #1 · answered by It's opinion I . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was seventeen, me and two friends went to a party and we got really drunk on beer. On the way home, our car drove into a truck. My two friends died.
That funny enough for you?
2007-01-24 22:33:30 · answer #2 · answered by dogglebe 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
All my drunk stories are sad.
2007-01-24 21:54:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋