seems like the old ones need a bit of an update!
2007-01-24 12:59:52 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I am not God so I can't answer you
God Bless You
2007-01-24 13:08:23 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
1: Thou hast no need of commandments as I have given You the ability to determine right from wrong.
2: I just told you that you have no need of commandments, you can figure out right from wrong using your brains and a little common sense.
3: What is wrong with you? Did I not make you intelligent? Doest thou not have ears? Figure it out for yourselves. You may have differing opinions but if you just sit down and think about it you can figure it out.
4: I can't believe I created such morons. Why do you insist that I do everything for you? I am the creator, not the one who has to live your pathetic lives. My job is to watch how my experiment unfolds, not manipulate it.
5: Go away and live your own lives and let me be!
6: If you don't stop badgering me for commandments I am going to tell MY God on you and you don't want IT mad!
7: Am I going to have to create a very bad place to put you if you don't stop pestering me? I mean what the Hell is wrong with you? Hey, that's a good name for it, Hell. Yeah, that is what I will do, create a place called Hell if you don't stop bothering me with this stupid request for commandments!
8: I mean it! I will turn this Earth around and send you all to Hell if you don't stop bothering me!
9: That's it, I have created Hell and I created a really nasty critter to rule over it and cause you all kinds of torment. But remember that I did this because I love you.
10: Ok, fine, I give up. Here is a commandment for you - Be Excellent to each other! What do you mean define excellent? Can't you figure that out for yourselves? I mean really, what...
2007-01-24 23:55:10 · answer #2 · answered by nebula7693 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
2. Thou shalt not kill another living thing without warrant.
3. Thou shalt not use bigotry or violence against a fellow being.
4. Thou shalt live life free of guilt and shame.
5. Thou shalt cherish & protect children from any harm.
6. Thou shalt turn you back to any human who does not follow these rules and punish them with dignity.
7. Thou shalt show mercy, kindness & fiendship to all beings.
8. Thou shalt seek knowledge.
9. Thou shalt have no reason for religion or gods as you have been given life.
10. Thou shalt treat every living thing like you would want to be treated.
2007-01-24 21:44:08 · answer #3 · answered by CelticFairy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
1. Thou shall Laugh a lot
2. Thou shall drink alot
3. Thou shall Always have fun
4. Thou shall never grow up
5. Thou shall have sex as much as one wishest
6. Thou Shall live life to the fullest
7. Thou Shall go scuba diving, and bungee jumping at least once
8. Thou Shall eat alot of junk food
9.Thou Shall go skinny dipping
10. Thou shall have no work, no school, just play
Now that's some 10 commandments!
2007-01-24 21:08:27 · answer #4 · answered by 7abibi♥ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
1, I do not need your money. do not give money to amy man that tells you that he speaks for me.
2, I have hundreds of brother and sister gods, they too can give to you wisdom.
3, enjoy your natural instincts, but use moderation to keep them from becomming self destructive habbits.
4, If you must go to war with your fellow man. do not do it in my name. and do not assume that you have my blessing to do so.
5, Question everything, learn from experience
6, To steal from your fellow man is wrong. do not do it.
7, To kill your fellow man is wrong, do it only in defense of your home and lands, and never to take someone elses home or lands.
8, Pick a day of rest for yourself. i know that you must work to survive, but you must also enjoy your life.
9, build no temples or houses to worship me in. these are wastful and not needed. worship me by how you live your life.
10. Learn to laugh, some of you are as serious as a heart attack.
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sidenote,,,,,you are judged on your actions and deeds. be you a good man you will be rewarded. be you a bad man back you go for a second chance...you have unlimited second chances.
2007-01-24 21:19:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thou shalt not begin religion.
Thou shalt not practice abstinence of sex.
Thou shalt not illegalize cannabis plants.
Thou shalt not desire your friend's wife.
Thou shalt not worship me.
Thou shalt not interfere with other religions
Thou shalt not murder anyone not deserving of it.
Thou shalt not create the idea of money.
Thou shalt not make weapons
Thou shalt BETTER not write a BOOK about me!!
2007-01-24 21:06:32 · answer #6 · answered by Cold Fart 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
slap down rude people
castrate child molesters and rapists
chain up government officials that speak with false tongues
close down all banks and give people their cash
2007-01-24 21:06:18 · answer #7 · answered by badboy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God is so much better than me and everyone else! He is infinitely smarter than me and He knows BEST!!!
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2007-01-24 21:06:30 · answer #8 · answered by Jesus_Freak 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i dont wana be a God, it's hard!! and the 10 commndmnts n0w is great, it covers everything..
2007-01-24 21:05:08 · answer #9 · answered by wEnNy 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
same, and i dont think there would be room for updates..
2007-01-24 21:06:28 · answer #10 · answered by eitch_19 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋