Why, Why, Why?

Question

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are
> going dead?
>
> Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is
> not enough money?
>
> Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but
> check when you say the paint is wet?
>
> Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
>
> Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
>
> Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
>
> Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a
> revolver at him?
>
> Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
>
> Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
>
> If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
>
> Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are
> always white?
>
> Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
>
> Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
>
> something new to eat will have materialized?
>
> Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum
> cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give
> the vacuum one more chance?
>
> Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
>
> How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
>
> When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping
> cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it
> isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
>
> Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off
> the table you always manage to knock something else over?
>
> In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer
>
> when we complained about the heat?
>
> How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
>
> And my FAVORITE......
>
> The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering
> from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if
> they're okay, then it's you.

Answer 1

LMAO.. i guess these r some of the 'unsolved mysteries' they keep talking about in discovery..

thanx for sharing n making us think & laugh.. hehe

Answer 2

Very good.

You should have put this in the philosophy section.