Here is a scenario you never dreamed of .........?

Question

You are dreamin you're trapped in the forest. There are loins tigers and bears at the bottom of the tree waiting to eat you.

There are vultures, ravens, and rabid wild birds hovering overhead trying to get you.

How do you get out?

I love jokes !!!! I will tell you now 99.9 percent of you figured it out. I mean i was a no brainer lol!!! May the most creative answer win.

Answer 1

since im in a dream i start breakin branches i make spears i stap the birds causing them to fall in front of the lions tigers and bears causing them a huge fight in the middle of thier fight i take off and hide. other than that i get my *** out by wakin up

Answer 2

I wake up and go to the rest room
then I come back and dream about something else lol

Answer 3

watch the bears and tigers eat ach other and than jump down and vultures only eat already dead animals by the way so that wouldnt be a threat

Answer 4

You call for the zoo keeper to come and get his animals. If you are dreaming, you could have a cell phone with you..and it could be a zoo..

But usually, you don't control your dreams, so what ever happens, happens.. until you wake up.

Answer 5

Wake up

Answer 6

you become like an invisible monkey. Swing away from tree to tree with out being seen.

Answer 7

Say: "I smell limburger chesse" three times. It'll scare the hell out of them and they'll leave. Then you wake up and eat the cheese.

Answer 8

Just wake up

Answer 9

jump from tree to tree.
better yet:
drop a piece of meat on the forest floor. the predators will fight over it. now sneak away....

Answer 10

wake up and the dream goes away