Would it help if I slept around a little more?
2007-01-24 12:17:37 · 21 answers · asked by mullah robertson 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Change your race legally to illegal immigrant (lantino if possible) and make sure to let everyone know you're an atheist.
Hell, I'd vote for you. :)
2007-01-24 12:22:31 · answer #1 · answered by eri 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
First, go back to college and get your Masters, perform some sort of civic duty like signing up for the Army or Marines, excel at that, do some sort of heroic deed, come back in one piece, get a job and do some sort of masterpiece work to get you noticed, enter the political field at the local or state level, travel away from your family (another requirement) for months at a stretch shaking hands with grandpa's and kissing little babies, get elected to the Senate or Congress, do your time there for at least 8 years then make some news somehow and get yourself noticed as the next "potential" candidate. Then get next to the one you think will be President and have your picture on the 6 o'clock news.
That should improve your chances
2007-01-24 20:28:27 · answer #2 · answered by arewethereyet 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make a bunch of empty promises to minorities, disagree with the republicans on every possible issue , and say you're against the war even though you have no solution or plan to offer as your own (as most democrats do).
2007-01-24 20:33:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if ya wanted to be republican nomineeyou could
A= start a war
2= increase national debt to an all time high
3= increase fuel prices to 3 bucks a gallon
4= allow immigrants legal or not to steal our jobs and let them take our healthcare
5= falsely accuse weapons of mass destruction to invade another country and take over
6= i could do this all day but the bottom line is anyone could do better than a republican!!!!
2007-01-24 20:26:02 · answer #4 · answered by waterboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unless you are in politics now you have no chance, but maybe you need an exploratory committee to find out what your chances are for becoming VP.
2007-01-24 20:24:20 · answer #5 · answered by Aliz 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It'll help - no end - to be a higher-up in a large corporation. And keep your mouth shut about the issues.
This tactic will work regardless of party affiliation.
2007-01-24 20:25:32 · answer #6 · answered by Beejee 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Take your helmet off for starters
2007-01-24 20:29:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try a lot more. Bill Clinton's leaving you in the dust....
2007-01-24 20:25:53 · answer #8 · answered by Stranger in a Strangeland 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can also follow the yellow brick road.
2007-01-24 20:30:31 · answer #9 · answered by charmaine f 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
accept bribes from special interest groups.
oh... you wanted something without bribing? throw in the towel.
2007-01-24 20:25:24 · answer #10 · answered by Ambiguity 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋