Jumbo the elephant has lived at the zoo for ten years but in all that time he's failed to mate with Mrs Jumbo. In the end the zoo keeper calls in an expert on elephant sexual behaviour to see if he can help. The expert demonstrates how to get Jumbo in the mood by using a long wooden pole to stimulate him. A few weeks later the expert phones the zoo to see if there's been a change in Jumbo's behaviour.
"There certainly has," said the zoo keeper..."Now we can't keep him away from the tv when the snooker comes on."
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A policeman has just stopped a drunk driver and given him a breathalyser test,
"I'm sorry sir," says the policeman. "But this bag tells me you've been drinking too much."
"What a coincidence!" exclaims the driver. "I've got a bag at home that does the exact same thing!"
2007-01-24 12:12:26 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha excellant :-)
2007-01-24 12:17:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahaha.
2007-01-24 21:10:51 · answer #2 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in india you don't need a bag to succe a drunk driver,you can smell him from a mile down the road coz' he's mesuring the road all the way till he's pulled over.i can't tel weather to pull over or get run over.
2007-01-24 17:55:15 · answer #3 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FEL OFF MY CHAIR AGAIN
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
cant get up hahahaahahahaha
ok IM Up HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AND BACK DOWN HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAAH
OK OK Im Up AnD Im StAyInG up
i love that joke keep um cumin
2007-01-25 23:36:04 · answer #4 · answered by Lacadema (Role-player) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 9/10
2007-01-24 18:09:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
strong one. a dentist asks his woman affected man or woman if she's ok. she replies "i imagine i might want to somewhat have somewhat one than a filling." so the dentist says "properly make your innovations up, i am going to ought to modify the chair."
2016-12-03 00:28:06 · answer #6 · answered by saylors 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good ya got any more?
2007-01-24 12:20:11 · answer #7 · answered by flutterby 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol lmao roflmao roflmfao sooooo funny great one great one
2007-01-24 12:18:31 · answer #8 · answered by ashlee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is two very good ticks !
2007-01-24 13:00:14 · answer #9 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heh heh funny
2007-01-24 12:24:48 · answer #10 · answered by Usemyyahooid 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋