A man finds an old lamp and rubs it. Sure enough, a genie appears and grants him one wish. the man is embarrassed about his wish so he leans down and whispers it in the genie's ear. The genie looks surprised but shrugs his shoulders and says, "Okay, if that's what you really want, your wish will be granted at midnight." That night the clock strikes 12 and the man hears someone knocking on his front door. He answers it and finds two slaughterhouse men standing outside holding a rope. "Hello," says one. "Are you the man who wants to be hung like a donkey?"
2007-01-24 11:58:14 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one.!!!
2007-01-24 17:28:19 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good, try this one.
There was a girl looking at old stuff in her attic when she found a bottle, she pulled out the cork and out came a genie.
"Since you have freed me from this bottle I will grant you one wish," said the genie.
"I wish that I could be irresistible to boys," said the girl........and POW! the girl had turned into a brand new car.
2007-01-24 12:25:05 · answer #2 · answered by louisem28 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thought he had asked for a 12" pianist.
2007-01-24 13:03:17 · answer #3 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow.... sounds like a joke someone would tell in one of my classes at school.
2007-01-24 12:09:50 · answer #4 · answered by Nick R 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good
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2007-01-25 23:38:53 · answer #5 · answered by Lacadema (Role-player) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mildly funny
2007-01-24 12:04:02 · answer #6 · answered by D S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone explain it to me...
2007-01-24 12:11:27 · answer #7 · answered by Kelsey 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that was alright
2007-01-24 12:07:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK
2007-01-24 17:34:30 · answer #9 · answered by Basil P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't get it....sorry...
2007-01-24 12:04:16 · answer #10 · answered by **made.2.b.famous**♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋