would he:
a) Read Dan Brown's "The Da Vinci Code" to try and trace his relatives for a family reunion?
b) Do a "Demi Moore" style cover for Vanity Fair?
or
c) Settle the Blus vs Oasis question once and for all?
2007-01-24 11:46:17 · 16 answers · asked by Bob Danvers-Walker 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I like your style Shady
2007-01-24 12:25:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, none of the above. Instead, He'd probably remove Bush and Cheney from office with a flick of His Holy middle finger in an obscene gesture we're all familiar with.
2007-01-24 11:53:11 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Since there isn't anything that would escape his knowledge he might just send someone or something similar to the Terminator. He did say; "I'll be back" No doubt he has come up with some a $ $ kicking special effects anyway.
2007-01-24 12:17:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
wave goodbye to everyone as they rise up to heaven and tell myself - thank goodness I wont be going. It would be so boring singing the same songs for eternity.
2007-01-24 13:28:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
d) make a sex video with Pamela Anderson
e) convert to Islam
f) make plans with Mel Gibson to bash up a few jews after lunch
g) open an account with Yahoo Answers and quickly make it to level 10
h) appear on Oprah and jump on her sofa
2007-01-24 12:04:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
If Jesus came back tomorrow.....just be prepared in case you meet Him as a judge instead as a Saviour.
2007-01-24 12:05:08 · answer #6 · answered by charmaine f 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'm gunna go with "b", i bet you Jesus would be coming down from heaven just to get American medical care for his child
2007-01-24 11:51:28 · answer #7 · answered by Shellular Kellular 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jesus promised to return in spirit and in truth.
Currently, truth is beginning to blossom, world
round.
2007-01-24 11:58:31 · answer #8 · answered by kyle.keyes 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
None of the above.
2007-01-24 12:01:40 · answer #9 · answered by B"Quotes 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
D. Calvin and Hobbes.
2007-01-24 11:50:19 · answer #10 · answered by acgsk 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋