Two casino workers are waiting for someone to try their luck at the craps table. An attractive woman comes in and puts down a $20,000 bet on a single roll of the dice. "I hope you don't mind," says the woman, "But I feel much luckier when I'm buttomless." With that she strips naked from the waist down and rolls the dice, yelling, "Momma needs a new pair of pants!" The dice fall and the lady jumps up and down shouting,"Yes! I win! I win!" She then picks up her winnings and leaves.
The casino workers look at each other. One says, "So, what did she roll anyway?" The other replies, "I don't know, I thought you were watching the dice!"
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Shaun is walking down a Dublin street with a bag of doughnuts when he meets Paddy. "Tell you what," says Paddy, "If I can guess how many doughnuts are in that bag you're carrying, you give me one of them."
"That'd be a good trick,"says Shaun."In fact, if you can guess how many's in this bag,I'll give you both of them."
Okay, says Paddy, "Four." :
2007-01-24 11:45:19 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-01-25 23:42:47 · answer #1 · answered by Lacadema (Role-player) 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That first one was great. The second one was pretty good, but not in comparison with the first. Paddy and Shaun are both idiots.
2007-01-24 12:01:33 · answer #2 · answered by Nick R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA the first ones great, but Paddy is just an idiot.
2007-01-24 11:56:59 · answer #3 · answered by Justino 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the first joke best. I will tell my workmates this one. It's sure to get a good laugh. PS i am a croupier/ casino worker and so are my workmates.
2007-01-24 21:07:37 · answer #4 · answered by Ruby D 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow. Paddy's stupid.
Funny, though.
Thnx for making me laugh.
2007-01-24 12:02:40 · answer #5 · answered by Sara 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha good ones i got one for u....
a lad runs into a bar an shouts at the bar tender quick give me 20 shots of whiskey fast ive to go in a minute.. bartender lines up 20 shot glasses and quickly fills em and watchs in amaisment as the man drinks down everyone of them bar tender was shocked he said ive never seen anyone drink so many shots so fast, whats up? the man said wel wouldn't you be in a hurry if you only had 20 cent to pay for em,.............. ha ha wat u think? any good
2007-01-24 22:15:20 · answer #6 · answered by shane o d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hillarious1!
2007-01-24 17:43:52 · answer #7 · answered by Basil P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first one was the best. Funny.
2007-01-25 05:14:26 · answer #8 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got the first one but didn't get the 2nd one.
2007-01-24 11:51:27 · answer #9 · answered by lorrnae 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha they're both funny :]
silly Paddy
2007-01-25 01:25:51 · answer #10 · answered by leannexfairy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first one was funny!
2007-01-24 11:53:18 · answer #11 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋