A Samoan wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated the Hamo shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!" The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the Hamo turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching himself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the Hamo standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward him. He
takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the Hamo flips the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Dang it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"
2007-01-24 11:22:27 · 14 answers · asked by talofa lava 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO....that was a blast....good one...thanks
2007-01-24 11:26:43 · answer #1 · answered by SP 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-24 19:30:51 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha...funny
2007-01-24 19:49:18 · answer #3 · answered by lorrnae 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that as a blond joke. But funny anyway :)
2007-01-24 19:30:18 · answer #4 · answered by tuxgal3 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stupid alligators, they left home without their shoes. LOL, that was a good one.
2007-01-24 19:34:32 · answer #5 · answered by Nick R 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute joke, but what is a Samoan?
2007-01-24 19:32:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think this would be better with a blonde as the subject. or maybe it needs more cowbell. one of the two
2007-01-24 19:31:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..thanks I needed a giggle.
2007-01-24 19:49:41 · answer #8 · answered by Mickey22_jp 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-24 19:57:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke. I like it.
2007-01-24 19:36:04 · answer #10 · answered by balderarrow 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha OMG it s funny hahahaha
2007-01-24 19:42:45 · answer #11 · answered by micho 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋