J o K e !?

Question

Paddy goes to the psychiatrist."Doc every time I get into bed I think there's somebody under it," then if I get under the bed I think there's somebody on top of it.Top,under,top,under,you gotta help me!"
"I can cure you,"says the psychiatrist."But it will take weekly visits over 6 months at £100 an hour."
"I'll tink about it," says Paddy and leaves..
A month later the psychiatrist meets Paddy on the street."Why didn't you come to see me again?"he asks.
"For a £100 a visit?"says Paddy."A bartender cured me for 10quid.
"How did he manage that?"asks the psychiatrist.
Paddy replies,"He told me to cut the legs off the bed!"
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A newly married couple are arguing about how many children to have.The bride says she wants 3children while the husband says 2 will be enough.The argument gets extremely heated and eventually the husband says, "After our second child I'll just have a vasectomy."
His wife replies."Well then, I hope you'll love the third one as if it was 1 of your own. :)

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Answer 2

Ha Ha. Funny, I like the 2nd one best.

Answer 3

Funny! Good jokes!

Answer 4

Haha the second one.

Answer 5

OMG... those are funny as hello - o ..lol
especially the second one.
i will have to remember that one.

Answer 6

Now thats funny.

Answer 7

I love those, especially the last one!

Answer 8

that was hilarious , especially the second one i going to have to pass dat on

Answer 9

The kangaroo hmm hmm with the man! Or either the kangaroo jumps around everywhere!

Answer 10

thats funny