A palagi (white) guy walked into a bar after a hards day work and buys a beer
he holds it up and says:' T G I F'
the samoan guy next to him buys his beer and says: "S P I T"
When the Palagi is finish he buys another and yells the same thing: " T G I F"
the samoan guy next to him buys another beer and says the same thing too:
"S P I T". After his second beer the Palagi buys another and says again:
"T G I F", and the samoan guy next to him says once again: " S P I T"
Then the Bar tender asks the palagi guy what " T G I F" means and the palagi says
" Thank God It's Friday". Then the Bar tender goes up to the samoan guy and
asks him what "S P I T" means
and the samoan replies: " Stupid Palagi It's Thursday"
2007-01-24 10:58:39 · 6 answers · asked by talofa lava 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMBAO! sole das some funny shiet. fank u fo da joke.
2007-01-25 18:01:43 · answer #1 · answered by Young Dumb -N- Full of Myself 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Samoan Jokes
2016-10-07 07:31:45 · answer #2 · answered by blea 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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Hey dude , don't feel bad . A whole lot of races could be the butt of these jokes, so don't trip on people hating on you. =) I've heard these ones before, so I can't really say I laughed a lot hahaa . BT the first time I DID hear them I laughed hard . So , 10 ( : Here's another one for you, tell me if you've heard it before ! There was a black woman , white , and samoan woman ; all were in a contest to swim across the ocean, but they could only swim doing breast-stroke . The first one back wins . So everyone's gathered at the one end of the ocean to wait, and 2 hours pass and the black woman comes . Woo Hoo ! She wins, four hours after, the white woman comes ... takes second place . They wait into the night and the Samoan still isn't back .. everyone's ready to go home, but at the last minute, she comes swimming across the water . "Ma'am, tell us. What took you so long??" She looks up at the camera man and says, "Hey, I don't wanna be a poor sport, but those two girls cheated. They were over there using their arms!" LOL Love it . Tell me if you don't get it. ( ;
2016-04-08 02:13:40 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
RE:
S-P-I-T (Samoan Joke)?
A palagi (white) guy walked into a bar after a hards day work and buys a beer
he holds it up and says:' T G I F'
the samoan guy next to him buys his beer and says: "S P I T"
When the Palagi is finish he buys another and yells the same thing: " T G I F"
the samoan...
2015-08-02 01:44:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. 8/10.
2007-01-24 11:33:26 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's funny. Good one.
2007-01-24 11:27:51 · answer #6 · answered by Nick R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hah thats FuNnY
2007-01-24 11:23:03 · answer #7 · answered by Joseph 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
depends on which side of the International date line he was standing.
2007-01-24 11:02:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
why are racist jokes funny?
2007-01-24 11:02:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol thats funny...(palagi??)
2007-01-24 11:02:56 · answer #10 · answered by sexy_beast 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋