"Do you believe in Love at first sight... or do I have to walk by again? "
"Baby that dress you're wearing would look great on my bedroom floor."
"Let's work on our math skills baby... We can add a bed, subtract the clothes,
divide your legs... and multiply! "
"Is that a keg in your pants sweetheart?... 'cause I'd love to tap that ***!"
My personal favorites...i don't use 'em, i just think they're funny.
2007-01-24 10:59:04
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answered by Jhaycen 3
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theyre all cheesy to begin with lol
"you must be a parking ticket, cause youve gotten fine written all over you"
"is that a mirror in your pocket? cause i can see myself in your pants"
lol, you can decide which ones the best and worst
2007-01-24 18:57:14
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answer #2
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answered by Michelle 4
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No i dont ever heard it . Its the first time . LOL
2007-01-24 18:57:35
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answer #3
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answered by leounardo 2
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Are you a booger? Cus i'd pick u first!
DO you have ur library card? cus I would check u out!
2007-01-24 20:58:37
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answer #4
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answered by id0909abc2 1
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I lost my teddy, will you sleep with me? I laughed for sooo long after that!
2007-01-24 18:59:58
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answer #5
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answered by blank_red_rose 2
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Nice to meet you, I'm the guy you've always dreamed of.
*gag me!*
2007-01-24 18:58:57
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answer #6
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answered by silence_within_chaos 2
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Guy : Excuse me ma'am you dropped something..
Girl: Ohh really,and what would that be?
Guy : My Jaw
...........3
2007-01-24 18:58:50
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answer #7
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answered by Fallen Pixie 2
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"I'd like to sop you up
with a biscuit"
2007-01-24 19:05:47
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answer #8
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answered by Anonymous
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Did u fart, cuz u blu me away!!!
2007-01-24 18:56:25
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answered by nemraC 6
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