How do I infiltrate a well defended Al-Qaeda training camp?

Question

I already tried posing as the Ice Cream truck guy, but that didn't work... any ideas?

Answer 1

If the Ice Cream truck guy didn't work your best option is as Sam the Kebab Man.

Answer 2

One would need considerably more information before a workable plan could be put forth. Where is the camp? How many tropps are there? What are their defenses? What is the ratio of trainees to trainors? When are their food deliveries? How often do new recruits arrive? These and many other questions have to be addressed in the planing of any infiltration.

Also you need back up, an escape plan (unless it is a suicide mission) and much more.

Covert infiltration is one of my areas of expertiese.

Answer 3

Why bother? If you know the location just arrange an air strike. Make it a big one so no one survives. I would personally try the TLAM, say a dozen or so in three waves of four to ensure maximum damage.

Answer 4

Put on a burka, wear a solid gold Star of David around your neck, bang a tambourine and sing Havah Nagila. They'll let you in.

Answer 5

Wear robes and carry the Koran. Spout alot of anti-USA rhetoric. They should let you in.

Answer 6

Cruise missiles.

Answer 7

RPGs and lots of bullets.
but you could try putting on their outfits and joining in for a while.

Answer 8

pose as the media, get some camera men and stuff, if that doesnt work that just........ i dont kno

Answer 9

first you need to join the military. then you need to pull your head out of your fourth point of contact

Answer 10

a nuclear weapon-2pts